{"id":270,"date":"2026-05-21T04:09:01","date_gmt":"2026-05-21T04:09:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/tdi_454_ad0"},"modified":"2026-05-21T04:09:01","modified_gmt":"2026-05-21T04:09:01","slug":"50-tips-and-insights-about-productivity-happiness-and-life-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hobogist.com\/?p=270","title":{"rendered":"50 Tips and Insights About Productivity, Happiness, and Life"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"td-paragraph-padding-1\">\n<p>And when we woke up, we had these bodies. They&#8217;re like, except I&#8217;m having them! Oh, I think we should just stay friends. You&#8217;ll have all the Slurm you can drink when you&#8217;re partying with <a href=\"#\">Slurms McKenzie<\/a> Hey, tell me something. You&#8217;ve got all this money. How come you always dress like you&#8217;re doing your laundry?<\/p>\n<p>Yes, if you make it look like an electrical fire. When you do things right, people won&#8217;t be sure you&#8217;ve done anything at all. I just want to talk. It has nothing to do with mating. Fry, that doesn&#8217;t make sense. Quite possible.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>It is nice to be important, but it&#8217;s more important to be nice.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>You guys go on without me! I&#8217;m going to go look for more stuff to steal! You guys realize you live in a sewer, right? Hey, tell me something. You&#8217;ve got all this money. How come you always dress like you&#8217;re doing your laundry? If rubbin&#8217; frozen dirt in your crotch is wrong, hey I don&#8217;t wanna be right.<\/p>\n<p>Fetal stemcells, aren&#8217;t those controversial? You don&#8217;t know how to do any of those. What&#8217;s with you kids? Every other day it&#8217;s food, food, food. Alright, I&#8217;ll get you some stupid food. You won&#8217;t have time for sleeping.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<figure id=\"attachment_1656\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1656\" style=\"width: 900px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/hobogist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/05\/p1.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\" td-post-image-full td-modal-image wp-image-1656 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/hobogist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/05\/p1.jpg?resize=640%2C398&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"photo1\" width=\"640\" height=\"398\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-1656\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Maybe you don&#8217;t like your job, maybe you didn&#8217;t get enough sleep.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<div class=\"td-paragraph-padding-1\">\n<p>Oh yeah, good luck with that. Hey, tell me something. You&#8217;ve got all this money. How come you always dress like you&#8217;re doing your laundry? Explain that. Leela, Bender, we&#8217;re going grave robbing.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"td-paragraph-padding-1\">\n<h3><strong>A Bicyclops Built For Two<\/strong><\/h3>\n<p>I love you, buddy! Yep, I remember. They came in last at the Olympics, then retired to promote alcoholic beverages! The more you tighten your grip, Tarkin, the more star systems will slip through your fingers.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>I saw you with those two &#8220;ladies of the evening&#8221; at Elzars.<\/li>\n<li>For the last time, I don&#8217;t like lilacs! Your first wife was the one.<\/li>\n<li>But the flesh is spongy and spanac bruised?<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"td-paragraph-padding-1\">\n<p>Oh, all right, I am. But if anything happens to me, tell them I died robbing some old man. When will that be? Well, take care of yourself, Han. I guess that&#8217;s what you&#8217;re best at, ain&#8217;t it? I don&#8217;t know what you&#8217;re talking about.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"td-paragraph-padding-0\">\n<figure id=\"attachment_1657\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1657\" style=\"width: 294px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/hobogist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/05\/p2.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"td-modal-image td-post-image-left wp-image-1657 \" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/hobogist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/05\/p2.jpg?resize=294%2C477&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"photo2\" width=\"294\" height=\"477\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-1657\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Progress is a nice word.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Daylight and everything. This is the worst part. The calm before the battle. I saw you with those two &#8220;ladies of the evening&#8221; at Elzars. <a href=\"#\">Explain<\/a> that. Leela, Bender, we&#8217;re going grave robbing. Who am I making this out to?<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s nice to just embrace the natural beauty within you. Who am I making this out to? Shut up and get to the point!<\/p>\n<p>And remember, don&#8217;t do anything that affects anything, unless it turns out you were supposed to, in which case, you mean while for the love of God, don&#8217;t not do it!<\/p>\n<p>Doomsday device? Ah, now the ball&#8217;s in Farnsworth&#8217;s court! You mean while I&#8217;m sleeping in it? Shut up and get to the point!<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"td-paragraph-padding-1\">\n<p>I&#8217;ve got to find a way to escape the horrible ravages of youth. Suddenly, Going to the bathroom like clockwork, every three hours. And those jerks at Social Security stopped sending me checks. Who am I making this out to?<\/p>\n<p>They came in last at the Olympics, then retired to promote alcoholic beverages! I haven&#8217;t felt much of anything since my guinea pig died. This is the worst part. The calm before the battle.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<figure id=\"attachment_1658\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1658\" style=\"width: 900px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/hobogist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/05\/p3.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\" td-modal-image wp-image-1658 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/hobogist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/05\/p3.jpg?resize=640%2C398&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"photo4\" width=\"640\" height=\"398\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-1658\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">You have to enjoy life. Always be surrounded by people that you like.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<div class=\"td-paragraph-padding-1\">\n<p>Yes, if you make it look like an electrical fire. When you do things right, people won&#8217;t be sure you&#8217;ve done anything at all. Just once I&#8217;d like to eat dinner with a celebrity who isn&#8217;t bound and gagged. I guess if you want children beaten, you have to do it yourself. Interesting. No, wait, the other thing: tedious.<\/p>\n<p>I haven&#8217;t felt much of anything since my guinea pig died. Quite possible. We live long and are <a href=\"#\">celebrated science<\/a>. And remember, don&#8217;t do anything that affects anything, unless it turns out you were supposed to.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"td-paragraph-padding-1\">\n<figure id=\"attachment_1659\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1659\" style=\"width: 331px\" class=\"wp-caption alignright\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/hobogist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/05\/p4.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"td-modal-image td-post-image-right wp-image-1659\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/hobogist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/05\/p4.jpg?resize=331%2C181&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"photo3\" width=\"331\" height=\"181\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-1659\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Everyone in this world is somehow connected.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Ah, computer dating. It&#8217;s like pimping, but you rarely have to use the phrase &#8220;upside your head.&#8221; Who am I making this out to?<\/p>\n<p>You mean while I&#8217;m sleeping in it? Throw her in the brig. Michelle, I don&#8217;t regret this, but I both rue.<\/p>\n<p>Daylight and everything. I just want to talk. It has nothing to do with mating. Fry, that doesn&#8217;t make sense. So I really am important? How I feel when I&#8217;m drunk is correct?<\/p>\n<p>Good man. <a href=\"#\">Nixon&#8217;s<\/a> pro-war and pro-family. And then the battle&#8217;s not so bad? And remember, don&#8217;t do anything that affects anything, unless it turns out you were supposed to, in which case, for the love of God, don&#8217;t not do it! Shut up and get to the point! Hey, tell me something. You&#8217;ve got all this money. How come you always dress like you&#8217;re doing your laundry? I&#8217;m sure those windmills will keep them cool.<\/p>\n<p>Yes, if you make it look like an electrical fire. When you do things right, people won&#8217;t be sure you&#8217;ve done anything at all. I love you, buddy! Please, Don-Bot look into your hard drive, and open your mercy file! You guys aren&#8217;t Santa! You&#8217;re not even robots. How dare you lie in front of Jesus? Hey, whatcha watching? That&#8217;s right, baby. I ain&#8217;t your loverboy Flexo, the guy you love so much. You even love anyone pretending to be him!<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Real generosity is doing something nice for someone who will never find out.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Kids have names? That could be beautiful soul sitting naked on a couch. If I could just learn to play this stupid thing. No! I want to live! There are still too many things I don&#8217;t own! Yeah, I do that with my stupidness. You can see how I lived before I met you. Do a flip!<\/p>\n<p>Hello Morbo, how&#8217;s the family? I&#8217;ve been there. My folks were always on me to groom myself and wear underpants. What am I, the pope? I love this planet! 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